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The Genie Game

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Granted, but instead the human body expires and passes away when it would have otherwise needed sleep.

 

I wish that I got to live within walking distance of a beach again!

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Granted but the sand on the beach is actually salt.

I wish I could speak and understand all the languages of the Earth.

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Granted but then people start talking Martian.

I wish I went to school today instead of doing school at home. (Yes I'm allowed to do my schoolwork now at home, but that means no help and I still have to do same amount of work.)

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Granted but its cold pizza and you have no way to reheat it.

I wish someone would tell me one thing other than helping with the Great Wall of China that Emperor Qin Shi Huang was famous for.

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Granted but then people stop understanding language and start grunting and turning back into cavemen and cavewoman, and you can never relate to anyone, because your mind is to advanced.

I wish I would never again become sick. 

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Granted, but scientists study you all the time to see why this is.

I wish I could visit Durmstrang.

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granted, but they obliviate you before leaving so you can't tell anyone their secrets!

 

I wish my Star Wars mobile game gave us a completely new character instead of another version of Chewbacca! (we already had Vandor Chewy, Veteran Smuggler Chewy, and Clone Wars Chewy, why do we need Original Trilogy Chewy???)

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Granted, but what it writes is terrible!

I wish that my homework would correctly do itself!

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