Bull J. Johnson Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 Granted but then you eat the whole cake and get fat and your stomach hurts. I wish I didn't have to go to school now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Snape Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 Granted! Instead you're locked up in your room (with that broom still there, trying to brush you) I wish I had an alarm clock which produces no irritating beep-beep noise to wake me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull J. Johnson Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 Granted but then you don't wake up on time and miss work. I wish I was better at math. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arianna Stonewater Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 Granted! But everyone thinks you are cheating and have a secret invisible calculator I wish I had fuzzy socks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull J. Johnson Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 Granted but now your so itchy from them and you can't get them off your feet. I wish that the broom that is sweep me would stop and go back into the closet where it belongs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Snape Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 Granted! But it told all mops, brushes,... how much fun he had sweeping that strange acting human-being, so your room is now packed with the contents of the closet, except that one broom. I wish I had self-correcting ink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arianna Stonewater Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Granted, but its default language is set to Hungarian so it corrects ALL of your English words to the closest-spelled Hungarian word. I wish I had a light that didn't flicker in my room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull J. Johnson Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Granted, but then all the technology shuts down in the whole world and it takes years for it to start working on. I wish my teacher would get over here so I can get her help. (I'm writing this in class.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Kendra Givens Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Wish granted. She comes over your way while you're distracted by this, kicks you out of class for inappropriate use of technology, and gives you a zero on your assignment. I wish my house would clean itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arianna Stonewater Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 Granted, but the house was so overcome with things to do it decided the only thing to do was light itself with "cleansing fire" and now you have no house I wish throat lozenges came in better flavors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Snape Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 Granted, but apparently the flavor designer really likes marmite... I wish I'd be back in Italy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxwell Shadow Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 Granted but you have to live in a giant bubble so can't go anywhere or do anything you like to do. I wish chocolate didn't have so many calories in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull J. Johnson Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 (edited) Granted but then you start being allergic to chocolate and you still can't eat it. I wish that the birds outside my window wouldn't be chirping so loudly. Edited April 12, 2017 by Bull J. Johnson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Snape Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Granted! Some cats ate them all, so you'll enjoy lots of caterwauling tonight. I wish some of my real-life homework would disappear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Gaunt Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 Granted but your HOL homework doubles. I wish I had all the Harry Potter books... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiloh Adlar Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 Granted, but they've all been written in ancient runes, so you'll have to translate them first before you can read them. I wish I had space enough for my own vegetable garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull J. Johnson Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 Granted but then nothing will grow, because your soil is bad for growing things. I wish that I could go to school today so I can finish my last writing chapter before next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Gaunt Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 You get to go to school and write, but everything you write is written backwards. I wish my Debate will be successful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull J. Johnson Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 (edited) Granted but after the debate you can't influence anyone else for two days. I wish I didn't have a mountain of clothes to fold. Edited January 15, 2018 by Bull J. Johnson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Gaunt Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 Granted but the clothes are all put in random places around your place so you have to find them all. I wish I’ll get into AIME this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull J. Johnson Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 Granted but after the competitions are all done you forget all about math and only have a First Grade knowledge of math and have to relearn math all over again. I wish that my book I'm reading for Book Bingo was done already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Gaunt Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 (edited) Granted but you can only talk and write about that book backwards (all your words are backwards). I wish I didn’t need to sleep Edited February 2, 2018 by Shadow Gaunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull J. Johnson Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 (edited) Granted but then your become so tired you can't function correctly. I wish I knew how to do my math homework. Edited February 6, 2018 by Bull J. Johnson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Gaunt Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 Granted but all your answers are written in base 7. I wish spring would come soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull J. Johnson Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 Granted but then there would be no Christmas ever again. I wish that Lord Voldemort would make Blade Johnson a Death Eater already and would stop having him as a trainee already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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