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WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT YOU-KNOW-WHO? YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT  U-NO-POO— THE CONSTIPATION SENSATION THAT’S GRIPPING THE NATION!

While other shops in Diagon Alley appear to be deserted, Fred and George's shop is doing quite well! They offer a wide variety of products, appealing to all sorts of witches and wizards, such as the safety conscious, the pranksters, the love lorn, even those who love all things adorable, such as pygmy puffs. From the looks of it,  it seems they have a talent for writing hilarious ads as well!

Write an ad for any one of their products. You can describe it, or create an image. 

10 scales if posted by Sunday 13th October, 23:59 HOL time.

5 scales if posted by Thursday 31st October, 23:59 HOL time.

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Image is primarily blue of a girl daydreaming about a couple on a pirate ship with the text “Get Your Own Patented Daydream Charm” and the Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes logo.

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WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A JOKE FALLS THROUGH? LEAN ON PERU, OF COURSE! - Introducing Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder for either awkward moments or rebellious heists, the Wheezes have your back!

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Pepper-YOU-Up Potion -put more pep in your step! Now in Peppermint flavor!

Add features lots of peppermint candies and several skipping witches and wizards.

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 Don't want to alert an aggressor by waving your wand? Want to protect yourself with out tipping off a trespasser? Be stealthy, let us be your shield.

 

Add would feature a classy, styalised image of a hat and cloak (essentially just a couple of triangles) with faint, colourful beams deflected off to the side.

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The ad would feature two hands shaking with a lightning bolt crossing them in the middle. The bolt would pulsate with these words appearing and disappearing around it in neon colors: 'Give your friend or foe a shocking realization! – Buy Electric Shock Shake, based on a famous Muggle prank'

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The ad shows a "weird-looking black horn-type object" with the words "Decoy Detonator" in yellow on an obnoxiously "noisy" pink, light blue, and white background. Taglines at the top say: "The best diversion device!" and "Great for quick escapes!" Bottom line reads: "A Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes product."

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