You know you're in Slytherin when.....

[Faye Roderick]

You know you're in Slytherin when you start hissing instead of yelling when you're angry.

[Guest Megaera Selwyn]

You know you're in Slytherin when you expect your mum to shout, "Ten points from Slytherin!" when you get in trouble instead of, "Go to your room!"

[Prof. Lorelei Lovegood-Snape]

You announce over the mall loudspeaker that Mall Trick-or-Treat is starting and you add "Slytherin Rules!" to the end of that announcement. 

[Guest Megaera Selwyn]

You know you're in Slytherin when you see people whispering, and automatically assume they're talking about how evil you are.

[India Jolly]

YKYISW... people come to ask you to do things at work, take one look at your death stare, turn around and find someone else to do it.

 

 

[Guest Megaera Selwyn]

YKYISW...you notice someone making a stupid mistake and automatically think, "Bloody stupid Gryffindor".

[Bill Garanhir]

You know you're in Slytherin when you include your personal house elf with the rest of your baggage when packing for the new year's Term.  :cool:

[Nassa Dikaios]

You know you are in Slytherin when: You purchase a roomba, name it Dobby or Kreacher, and then yell at it to bring you tea and biscuits.

[Faye Roderick]

-flashback to an adventure trip years ago into the forest with 4 other teammates.-

 

At one checkpoint the team leader was given a question: "If in the forest you stumble upon a problem. In order to continue your trip, you would have to sacrifice one of your team members. Who would you choose?"

 

You know you're in Slytherin when you answered the question by naming of the weakest person in your team.

 

The person who posed the question claimed that the CORRECT answer was "to sacrifice yourself", but you know full well that the team wouldn't be able to survive without you, so obivously that person was WRONG.

[Jenzi Darkstone]

YKYISW... you look forward to Christmas because of all the possibilities you will have to decorate with silver and green.

[Lynne Fantome]

You know you're in Slytherin when first years start disappearing, & the snakes keep getting larger and larger...

[Katherine Malfoy]

ykyisw the snake's escaped from the zoo and you wonder what all the fuss is about!

[Rory Devaney]

YKYISW... you enjoy torturing the first years every chance you get

[Guest Morgan Maddock]

YKYISW you have a sneaking suspision that people are suspicious of your behaviors.

[Jason Jakcson]

You know you're in Slytherin when you get a liking to green and silver clothing, or anything with green on it.

[Ariel Kingston]

YKYISW: you are prouder of your golden quill for the hol school year then your IRL college diploma

[Samantha Martin]

You know you're in Slytherin when a snake around your wrist or neck really is the PERFECT accessory

 

(he is. his name is Kaa, he's a ball python. and he's purdy)

[Guest Morgan Maddock]

YKYIS when you'd leave your significant other if you had the chance to be with Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, or Draco Malfoy.

[Samantha Martin]

Call me Mrs. Samantha Snape

 

 

YKYIS When you constantly try to communicate with every snake you see in Parseltongue.

[Guest Morgan Maddock]

YKYIS when instead of nurturing the firsties, you hassle them and threaten with Basil!

[Phoenix Lumen]

When the OC in your latest fanfiction is: a) not a Mary-Sue, in Slytherin, and c) curses better than the guys (both linguistically and magically)

 

P.S. What does 'YKYISW' actually mean?

Edited September 19, 2009 by Phoenix Lumen

[Justine Provençal]

YKYISW means You Know You're in Slytherin When...

[Phoenix Lumen]

It's so obvious when someone spells it out for you........

 

YKYISW.........shopping for accessories begs this question, 'does this go with green, black or silver?'

Edited September 20, 2009 by Phoenix Lumen

[Alek Natan]

YKYISW... you complain about someone and add "those people should be killed at birth".

[Allitrya Ragnarok]

YKYISW you get a new pack of pencils and the first one you select, instinctively, is the shiny dark green one. When you later notice this, you're completely horrified when you realize that no one at your real school will understand why this matters.

 

...You're ranting and "accidentally" call someone you're angry with a Mudblood.

 

...While reading Oedipus Rex for English, you chuck the book at a wall and glare death at it, and wonder why you're being forced to read something written by a Muggle.

 

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