Faye Roderick Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 You know you're in Slytherin when you start hissing instead of yelling when you're angry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Megaera Selwyn Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 You know you're in Slytherin when you expect your mum to shout, "Ten points from Slytherin!" when you get in trouble instead of, "Go to your room!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Lorelei Lovegood-Snape Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 You announce over the mall loudspeaker that Mall Trick-or-Treat is starting and you add "Slytherin Rules!" to the end of that announcement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Megaera Selwyn Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 You know you're in Slytherin when you see people whispering, and automatically assume they're talking about how evil you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
India Jolly Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 YKYISW... people come to ask you to do things at work, take one look at your death stare, turn around and find someone else to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Megaera Selwyn Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 YKYISW...you notice someone making a stupid mistake and automatically think, "Bloody stupid Gryffindor". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Garanhir Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 You know you're in Slytherin when you include your personal house elf with the rest of your baggage when packing for the new year's Term. :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nassa Dikaios Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 You know you are in Slytherin when: You purchase a roomba, name it Dobby or Kreacher, and then yell at it to bring you tea and biscuits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faye Roderick Posted December 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 -flashback to an adventure trip years ago into the forest with 4 other teammates.- At one checkpoint the team leader was given a question: "If in the forest you stumble upon a problem. In order to continue your trip, you would have to sacrifice one of your team members. Who would you choose?" You know you're in Slytherin when you answered the question by naming of the weakest person in your team. The person who posed the question claimed that the CORRECT answer was "to sacrifice yourself", but you know full well that the team wouldn't be able to survive without you, so obivously that person was WRONG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenzi Darkstone Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 YKYISW... you look forward to Christmas because of all the possibilities you will have to decorate with silver and green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Fantome Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 You know you're in Slytherin when first years start disappearing, & the snakes keep getting larger and larger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katherine Malfoy Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 ykyisw the snake's escaped from the zoo and you wonder what all the fuss is about! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rory Devaney Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 YKYISW... you enjoy torturing the first years every chance you get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Morgan Maddock Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 YKYISW you have a sneaking suspision that people are suspicious of your behaviors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Jakcson Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 You know you're in Slytherin when you get a liking to green and silver clothing, or anything with green on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ariel Kingston Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 YKYISW: you are prouder of your golden quill for the hol school year then your IRL college diploma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samantha Martin Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 You know you're in Slytherin when a snake around your wrist or neck really is the PERFECT accessory (he is. his name is Kaa, he's a ball python. and he's purdy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Morgan Maddock Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 YKYIS when you'd leave your significant other if you had the chance to be with Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, or Draco Malfoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samantha Martin Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Call me Mrs. Samantha Snape YKYIS When you constantly try to communicate with every snake you see in Parseltongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Morgan Maddock Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 YKYIS when instead of nurturing the firsties, you hassle them and threaten with Basil! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Lumen Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 (edited) When the OC in your latest fanfiction is: a) not a Mary-Sue, in Slytherin, and c) curses better than the guys (both linguistically and magically) P.S. What does 'YKYISW' actually mean? Edited September 19, 2009 by Phoenix Lumen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justine Provençal Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 YKYISW means You Know You're in Slytherin When... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Lumen Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 (edited) It's so obvious when someone spells it out for you........ YKYISW.........shopping for accessories begs this question, 'does this go with green, black or silver?' Edited September 20, 2009 by Phoenix Lumen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alek Natan Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 YKYISW... you complain about someone and add "those people should be killed at birth". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allitrya Ragnarok Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 YKYISW you get a new pack of pencils and the first one you select, instinctively, is the shiny dark green one. When you later notice this, you're completely horrified when you realize that no one at your real school will understand why this matters. ...You're ranting and "accidentally" call someone you're angry with a Mudblood. ...While reading Oedipus Rex for English, you chuck the book at a wall and glare death at it, and wonder why you're being forced to read something written by a Muggle. >.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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