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Polaris Black

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  1. I kind of like the idea of a squashy chintz armchair!
  2. From: Department of International Magical Cooperation To: Department of Magical Games and Sports Sorry for the short notice, but we were just informed that Bulgarian Minister for Magic Oblansk changed his arrival date in order to attend the Quidditch match on Saturday. We need three VIP tickets ASAP. Cheers. (This is a colorized Eagle Eye style memo from the internet.)
  3. More like an elevator music selector, Sky, but a jukebox works! 😄
  4. After dialing 6-8-7-4-2 (M-U-S-I-C) a cool female voice says “You can interrupt this message at any time. Press 1 for Blodwyn Bludd Press 2 for Celestina Warbeck Press 3 for Coldplay Press 4 for Gorillaz Press 5 for Lorcan d'Eath Press 6 for Madame Bletchley Press 7 for Spellbound Press 8 for The Bent-Wing Snitches Press 9 for The Hobgoblins Press 0 for Weird Sisters”
  5. This is Krystal Ball, Senior Consultant to the Minister for Magic. She is currently assigned to the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures and liaises directly with the Muggle Prime Minister through the Office of Misinformation whenever the need arises. She keeps the Order informed of all the worst magical-Muggle collisions and how they were explained away. She also informs the Order of how complaints about magical creatures were handled and whether new magical creatures were bred.
  6. I’ve always wanted to have lush eyelashes (without the trouble of extensions or mascara) so my spell is Ciliaugeo! The incantation is derived from the Latin cili, meaning eyelashes and augeo, meaning increase.
  7. "Don't count your owls before they are delivered" - don't plan anything that depends on a good thing you expect to happen in the future. (play on the Muggle phrase "don't count your chickens before they hatch")
  8. Oh Sky - I've been there! My one-month-old car hydroplaned into the base of an overpass and I watched the engine slowly crumple into bad origami. You captured that moment exactly!
  9. Dudley was a bully, and just like all bullies, he was only as brave as the gang members who were with him. When faced with a Dementor, Dudley was totally on his own. The last thing that Dudley would remember was Harry reproaching him for picking on younger children and he tormenting Harry about his nightmares. The Dementor’s hunger for happiness would make Dudley feel really alone, miserable and vulnerable. My eye-opening moments were not as dire as this but significant nevertheless.
  10. It's not just breakfast for your Gran So come and taste this Fruit 'N Bran It's guaranteed for long lifespan So come and taste this Fruit 'N Bran
  11. Tom Riddle Sr., Voldemort's father, was a wealthy, snobbish and rude Muggle raised in Little Hangleton. He was extremely handsome so a local witch, Merope Gaunt, bewitched him into falling in love and marrying her. When the enchantment wore off, Merope was pregnant and Tom Riddle Sr. abandoned her. Merope died shortly after her son was born and the child who would become Voldemort was brought up in a Muggle orphanage. When he was 16, Voldemort returned to Little Hangleton, killed his father (and grandparents), and used the death to make Marvolo Gaunt's ring into a Horcrux. He framed his uncle Morphin, Merope's brother, for the crime.
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